What the critics are saying about a book that hasn’t been written yet:
“the kind of stories you should keep to yourself”
“descriptions of sexual acts so vivid and explicit I could smell them. This book made me thankful I’m vanilla”
“every chapter starts with an end, and finishes on every page”
“aren’t we past this now? I’ll be glad of a new trend of modesty, intimacy and a more relatable middle-aged libido.”
“I made the mistake of reading this on the train. It’s not so much the book itself, but rather I found myself making shapes with my hands just to figure out what was going on”
“Eva Harris’ deplorable characters have no sense of boundaries or hygienic practices”
This book cover design features custom brush-effect hand-lettering.